I'm Elijah, I do my best to be a gentleman. I enjoy soccer, longboarding, parkour, and a whole lot of other stuff. My nicknames include: Ev, Fijfer, Portsmouth, Faith's Favourite, Sass Master, and Bwawa. Hi.
What are you people? A bunch of communists?
*sings* I want some HOT STUFF, baby this evening! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRS5PMfUVN0